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Archive for Pebrero 23rd, 2008

Ramiele Malubay sings “You Don’t Have To Say You Love Me”

Ipinaskil ni zealard sa Pebrero 23, 2008

Sa mga di pa nakapanood nung last performance ni Ramiele, heto ang video….

Watch It!!!!

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Eeewww…

Ipinaskil ni zealard sa Pebrero 23, 2008

THE PINOY EXPORT

A Pinoy is having his “SNACK” (bread and ube jam), when an Caucasian
American man chuckling chewing gum, sits down next to him.

The Pinoy ignores the Caucasian American who, nevertheless, starts a
conversation.

Caucasian American: “You Filipino folks eat the whole bread??”

Pinoy (in a bad mood): “Of course.”

Caucasian American: (after blowing a huge bubble) “We don’t.  In the
States, we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container,
recycle it, transform them into pandesal and export them to the Philippines .”

The Caucasian American has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy listens in silence.

The Caucasian American persists: “D’ya eat jelly with the bread??”

Pinoy: “Of Course.”

Caucasian American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling).
“We don’t. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put
all the peels, seeds, and left-over in containers, recycle them, transform
them into jam and export them to the Philippines .”

The Pinoy (kind of pissed na!) then asks: “Do you have sex in America?”

Caucasian American: “Why? Of course we do”, with a big smirk.

Pinoy: And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?”

Caucasian American: “We throw them away, of course.”

Pinoy: “In the Philippines, we don’t throw them. We put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and export them to the States.” 

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