TENACIOUS – I went to “The Athlete’s Foot” yesterday to buy a pair of
tenacious.
CONTEMPLATE – I went to a party last night. There was so much food pero
co-contemplate.
CURTAIN and KITCHEN – Aray! Huwag mo kong curtain. Masa-kitchen.
PUNCTUATION – Daddy, pasukan na next week. Kailangan ko ng punctuation.
GUAVA – I just had a haircut. Masa-guava?
DEDUCT, DEFEAT, and DETAIL – Deduct jumped over defense but detail
landed before defeat.
DEPOSIT – Paki-check nga ang banyo. I think deposit is leaking.
ICE BUKO – Nagpagupit ako kanina, tingnan mo nga, ice buko?
PERSUADING – Kiko and Kikay got married on June 1, 1992. So last June 1,
1993, they are going to celebrate their persuading anniversary.
DEVASTATION – I wait for the bus at devastation every morning.
CONCLUSION and OPINION – (Pointing to a door): Conclusion, hindi opinion.
PAMPERS and PAPERS – At the gasoline station, I asked the attendant,
“Do I pampers or do I papers?”
DIFFERENCE and DIFFERENCES – If the royal family has a baby boy, he is
called difference; if they have a baby girl, she is called differences.
PROTESTANT – Apples, oranges, and other fruits can be bought at the protestant.
ANALYZE and ANATOMY – My analyze over the ocean so bring back my anatomy.
IRAQ, IRAN, EGYPT – Iraq is bigger than a stone; Iran is faster than a walk;
and Egypt is smaller than a truck.
PAUL, PAUL, PAUL, PAUL, PAUL – Paul, be carepaul; you might paul in the
swimming paul and make a paul of yourself.
CASHEW and SKATE – I want to have a tattoo sana cashew mukhang ma-skate, eh.
CUISINE – I hope you studied last night because our teacher might give a
surprise cuisine Math.
