Ramiele Malubay sings “You Don’t Have To Say You Love Me”

Sa mga di pa nakapanood nung last performance ni Ramiele, heto ang video….

Watch It!!!!

Eeewww…

THE PINOY EXPORT

A Pinoy is having his “SNACK” (bread and ube jam), when an Caucasian
American man chuckling chewing gum, sits down next to him.

The Pinoy ignores the Caucasian American who, nevertheless, starts a
conversation.

Caucasian American: “You Filipino folks eat the whole bread??”

Pinoy (in a bad mood): “Of course.”

Caucasian American: (after blowing a huge bubble) “We don’t.  In the
States, we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container,
recycle it, transform them into pandesal and export them to the Philippines .”

The Caucasian American has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy listens in silence.

The Caucasian American persists: “D’ya eat jelly with the bread??”

Pinoy: “Of Course.”

Caucasian American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling).
“We don’t. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put
all the peels, seeds, and left-over in containers, recycle them, transform
them into jam and export them to the Philippines .”

The Pinoy (kind of pissed na!) then asks: “Do you have sex in America?”

Caucasian American: “Why? Of course we do”, with a big smirk.

Pinoy: And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?”

Caucasian American: “We throw them away, of course.”

Pinoy: “In the Philippines, we don’t throw them. We put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and export them to the States.” 

Breaking News: AI: Judge comments to the Top 12 female

As they performed today, here is the summarized comments of the judges to the female performers: 

Kristy Lee Cook, 24, sang “Rescue Me.” It was cheerleaderish.

Joanne Borgella, 25, sang “I Say a Little Prayer.” The plus-sized model delivered a pint-sized performance.

Whitaker, 16, sang “More Today Than Yesterday.” The youngest “Idol” contestant also proved to be one of the best with an impressive vocal and a strong stage presence.

Amanda Overmyer, 23, sang “Baby Please Don’t Go.” The “rock ‘n’ roll nurse” gave viewers a shot of adrenaline with an odd yet fun performance.

Amy Davis, 25, sang “Where the Boys Are.” The model/grad student flunked her first “Idol” exam.

Brooke White, 24, sang “Happy Together.” The nanny was too “Romper Room,” not enough “Idol.”

Alexandrea Lushington, 17, sang “Spinning Wheel.” The teen’s song choice wasn’t so great, but she put on a funky, energetic performance.

Kady Malloy, 18, sang “Groovy Kind of Love.” The Texan’s Britney Spears impersonation was more memorable than her ’60s song.

Asia’h Epperson, 19, sang “Piece of My Heart (Take Another).” The judges loved it, but it could have been a little less polished and a bit grittier.

Malubay, 20, sang “You Don’t Have to Say You Love Me.” A classy, understated performance.

Mercado, 21, sang “Tobacco Road.” A strange song choice, but her voice was still top notch.

Carly Smithson, 24, sang “The Shadow of Your Smile.” Perhaps the most buzzed-about “Idol” contestant, her performance was polished but not memorable.

Tonight (7 p.m. Fox), two women and

Ay sayang, laya na sana…

MAGALING NA DAW

Ine-examin nung Doktor yung isang pasyente sa Mental Hospital sa
pamamagitan ng tanong at sagot. Tanong nung Doktor, “Kung ikaw ay
palabasin ngayon sa ospital, ano ang iyong unang gagawin?” Sagot
nung pasyente, “Titiradorin ko po ang buwan!” Wika nung Doktor,
“Ikaw ay hindi pa pwedeng palabasin. E-examinin ulit kita sa
paglipas ng anim na buwan.”

Pagkaraan ng anim na buwan, muling inexamin nung Doktor yung pasyente.
Tanong nung Doktor, “Kung ikaw ay palabasin ngayon sa ospital, ano
ang iyong gagawin?” Sagot ng pasyente. “Doktor, ako’y magaling na.
Pagkalabas ko po sa ospital, ako po ay hahanap ng trabaho upang
mamuhay ng mag-isa.” Muling nagtanong ang Doktor, “Pagnakahanap ka
ng trabaho, ano ang iyong gagawin?” Sagot ng pasyente, “Doktor, ako
po ay manliligaw ng isang mabait, masipag at magandang babaeng pwede
kong makakapiling na pang habang buhay.” Gulat ang Doktor! Mukhang
matino na ang kaniyang pasyente! Muli pang nagtanong ang Doktor,
“Pagkatapos niyong makasal, ano ang iyong gagawin?” Sagot ng pasyente,
“Aba, Doktor, kami po ay mag-hahanimun!” Bilib na naman ang Doktor.
Tanong ulit ng Doktor, “Ano ang iyong gagawin sa inyong hanimun?”

Sagot ng pasyente, “Doktor, huhubarin ko po ang blusa at palda ng
aking bagong asawa.”"Pagkatapos…” tanong ng Doktor. “Pagkatapos…
” sabi ng pasyente, “huhubarin ko ang kaniyang bra at panty”.
“Pagkatapos…” tanong ng Doktor. “Pagkatapos…” sabi ng pasyente,
“kukunin ko lahat ng lastiko sa bra at panty at titiradorin ko ang buwan!”

At the time of emergency…

PLANE AT LAST!!

Passengers on a Philippine Airlines flight heard this announcement from the captain, Capt. Juan Amorpropio: “Mga kababayan, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean” The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but were somewhat comforted by the captain’s next announcement: “Mga kababayan, we at Philippine Airlines have prepared for such an emergency and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane and all the swimmers are on the right side of the plane” As commented by one of the passengers: “Galing, that’s what i like about PAL, always has some contingency measures of some sort!, I hope they help me out coz’ i definitely don’t know how to swim.” After this announcement all the pasengers rearranged their seating to comply with the captain’s request. Two minutes later the captain made a belly landing in the ocean. The captain once again made an announcement: “Mga kababayan we have crashed into the ocean. All of the swimmers on the right side of the plane, open your emergency exits and quickly swim away from the plane. For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane.

 THANK YOU FOR FLYING PHILIPPINE AIRLINES.”

Breaking News: American Idol: Ramielle Malubay part of final 24

American Idol

The List of who made to final 24:

The men are: Archuleta, 17, Murray, Utah; Colton Berry, 18, Staunton, Va.; Robbie Carrico, 26, Melbourne, Fla.; Jason Castro, 20, Rockwall, Texas; David Cook, 25, Tulsa, Okla.; Chikezie Eze, 22, Inglewood, Calif.; Garrett Haley, 17, Elida, Ohio; David Hernandez, 24, Glendale, Ariz.; Luke Menard, 29, Crawfordsville, Ind.; Danny Noriega, 18, Azusa, Calif.; Jason Yeager, 28, Branson, Mo., and Michael Johns, 29, Los Angeles by way of Australia.

And the ladies: Overmyer, 23, Mulberry, Ind.; White, 24, Van Nuys, Calif.; Joanne Borgella, 25, Hoboken, N.J.; Kristy Lee Cook, 24, Selma, Ore.; Amy Davis, 25, Cedar Lake, Ind.; Asia’h Epperson, 19, Joplin, Mo.; Alexandrea Lushington, 17, Douglasville, Ga.; Kady Malloy, 18, Houston; Ramiele Malubay, 20, Miramar, Fla.; Syesha Mercado, 21, Miami; Alaina Whitaker, 16, Tulsa, Okla., and Carly Smithson, San Diego by way of Dublin, Ireland.

Ramiele Malubay Interview as a part of top 24

Use it in the sentence 2…

TENACIOUS – I went to “The Athlete’s Foot” yesterday to buy a pair of
tenacious.

CONTEMPLATE – I went to a party last night. There was so much food pero
co-contemplate.

CURTAIN and KITCHEN – Aray! Huwag mo kong curtain. Masa-kitchen.

PUNCTUATION – Daddy, pasukan na next week. Kailangan ko ng punctuation.

GUAVA – I just had a haircut. Masa-guava?

DEDUCT, DEFEAT, and DETAIL – Deduct jumped over defense but detail
landed before defeat.

DEPOSIT – Paki-check nga ang banyo. I think deposit is leaking.

ICE BUKO – Nagpagupit ako kanina, tingnan mo nga, ice buko?

PERSUADING – Kiko and Kikay got married on June 1, 1992. So last June 1,
1993, they are going to celebrate their persuading anniversary.

DEVASTATION – I wait for the bus at devastation every morning.

CONCLUSION and OPINION – (Pointing to a door): Conclusion, hindi opinion.

PAMPERS and PAPERS – At the gasoline station, I asked the attendant,
“Do I pampers or do I papers?”

DIFFERENCE and DIFFERENCES – If the royal family has a baby boy, he is
called difference; if they have a baby girl, she is called differences.

PROTESTANT – Apples, oranges, and other fruits can be bought at the protestant.

ANALYZE and ANATOMY – My analyze over the ocean so bring back my anatomy.

IRAQ, IRAN, EGYPT – Iraq is bigger than a stone; Iran is faster than a walk;
and Egypt is smaller than a truck.

PAUL, PAUL, PAUL, PAUL, PAUL – Paul, be carepaul; you might paul in the
swimming paul and make a paul of yourself.

CASHEW and SKATE – I want to have a tattoo sana cashew mukhang ma-skate, eh.

CUISINE – I hope you studied last night because our teacher might give a
surprise cuisine Math.

Pano mo malalaman kung ganito ka???

Sintomas ng PINOY LOVE:
1. As if walang pakialam pero deep inside, worried na¦ miss na miss na.
2. Pag nag-text, “So what?” daw. Pero later, magre-reply rin naman.
3. Pa-erase-erase pa ng # kunwari pero¦ hello¦ memoryado naman ˜yung #.
4. Kapag hindi tine-text ng bf/gf niya, kunwari, na-wrong send para magpapansin.
5. Ayaw mag-text pero nagtatanong sa barkada ng bf/gf niya kung kumusta na.
6. Haaayy!!! LOVE nga naman sa Pilipinas, ohâ!! pang-adik!
***

Paano mo malalaman kung LOVE mo ang isang tao?
Kapag hindi nag-text nang isang araw, nami-miss mo o nagwo-worry ka.
Kapag may iba siyang katext, nagseselos ka.
Habang katext mo, biglang nagpaalam na matutulog na maiinis ka.
Tuwing aalis siya, inaalam mo kung saan siya pupunta.
Curious ka sa family niya.
Kapag dumampi ang balat/kamay niya sa yo, iba ang feeling mo.
Pagtunog ng cellphone mo, pangalan niya ang ine-expect mong lumitaw.
Bago ka matulog, siya ang iniisip mo.
Paggising mo, siya pa rin ang una mong maiisip.
Iniisip mo siya habang binabasa mo ito right now¦
***

Symptoms of a CERTIFIED SINGLE:
Mahilig kumain.
Panalo ang social life. Alam lahat ng gimikan at mall sale.
Hayok sa tulog.
Gadget-addict.
Sa cellphone, group message nang group message ng quotes.
Ngumingiti kahit nag-iisa.
Tumataba.
Porma to the max.
Mukhang happy kahit hindi naman talaga.
***

Symptoms of CERTIFIED TAKEN:
Walang pera.
Mukhang ngarag at laspag.
Kuripot.
Blooming, kasi, kailangan para hindi iwan.
Walang social life kundi dyowa niya.
Boring kausap.
***

TIRED IN EVERYDAY DOING? Here are five tips for something new¦
1. Sikmuraan ang unang taong makasalubong at humingi ng sorry.
2. Uminom ng pampatulog at labanan ito. Mag-exercise.
3.Tibagin ang bahay at buuing muli.
4. Himatayin kunwari sa daan. Tiyaking may tao.
5.Tahiin ang puwet at magpatingin sa doktor.
***

Mga PAMATAY na HIRIT
“Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo!”
“May lahi ka bang keyboard? Type kasi kita!”
“Ipapupulis kita! Ninakaw mo kasi ang puso ko!”
“Are you a dictionary? Kasi, you add meaning to my life.”
“Meron ka bang lisensya? Kasi, you drive me crazy.”
“I lost my number. Can I have yours?”
“Angel ba ang name mo? Kasi, you look like one.”
“I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?”
PAMATAY na REPLY
“Excuse me, kumain ka ba ng mais? Ang corny mo kasi!”
***

GREAT FACTS
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
Marriage is a relationship wherein one person is always right and the other person is the husband.
They said we should all pay our taxes with a smile. I tried but they wanted cash.
The human brain functions 24 hours/day, 365 days/year until you fall for someone¦
***

Use the word in the sentence….

USE THE WORD

persuading:

Later this year, John F. Kennedy and his wife will celebrate their
persuading anniversary.

deposit:

When washing my hands, I always turn on deposit.

deficit:

Before going into the pool, I always check how dep-i-cit.

protestant:

I always get my apples and sag-ing at the protestant.

devastation:

I wait for the bus at devastation.

analyze and anatomy:

My analyze over the ocean, so bring back my anatomy.

tenacious:

Before playing tennis I have to put on my tenacious.

deduct, defense, defeat, and detail:

De-duct jumped over de-fense. De-feat first, de-tail last.

associate:

I looked in the toilet and a-sso-ciate.

Uno, dos, tres:

UNO! Dos tres are on fire!

diniguan:

I tried turning on the TV, but no matter how many times I try,
it diniguan.

penis:

Before you go out, penis your homework.

What’s the ugliest cow in the world?

—Ikaw.

Did you know that Filipinos named Staten Island? They were passing
by on a boat and one said, “Is staten island?”

What did one Filipino monument say to the other Filipino monument?

—Is statue?

What’s the deadliest gang in the Philippines?

—the “sini” gang.

Use it in the Sentence.

 DO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS ?

1.  Use BE COOL and I’LL BUY in a sentence.
…The tourist went to Mayon volcano in I’LL BUY, BE COOL.
2.  Use SCHOOLING in a sentence.
…(phone rings)…..Hello? Who SCHOOLING?
3.  Use AFFECT in a sentence.
…Maria is wearing AFFECT diamond ring.
4.  Use ADIEU in a sentence.
…If you are ADIEU, the Arabs will kill you.
5.  Use DECANTER in a sentence.
…You can order that medicine over DECANTER.
6.  Use DELETION in a sentence.
…The balat of DELETION is crispy.
7.  Use DESPISE in a sentence.
…Who baked all DESPISE?
8.  Use DIFFERENT and DIFFERENTIAL in a sentence.
…I am looking for DIFFERENT of this boy to get DIFFERENTIAL
   consent so he can go to the picnic.

AND NOW  FOR THE FILIPINOS WHO CAN READ AND
UNDERSTAND TAGALOG:

9.  Use BORROW in a sentence.
…Ang dumi naman ng BORROW mo.
10.  Use CAESAREAN in a sentence.
…Lintek, anak, mag-ingat ka, CAESAREAN mo iyang laruan mo.
11.  Use CONTEMPLATE in a sentence.
…Pare, ang dami-daming pagkain, pero, ko-CONTEMPLATE.
12.  Use ARTESIA in a sentence (if you don’t know what this is, it’s a
        city [or street] at the L.A. COUNTY in CALIFORNIA)
…Nako naman, ang ganda-ganda nang bebot na yun, pero,
    ma-ARTESIA.
13.   Use CADET in a sentence.
…CADET ko si Maria nung isang gabi.  Ngayon, ikaw naman ang
   CADET niya.
14.   Use CARDIAC in a sentence.
…Na CARDIAC yung kotse ni Pedro noong isang gabi.
15.   Use CENTURION in a sentence.
…Na-CENTURION si Pedro ng tatay niya dahil sa kalokohan niya.
16.   Use DEDICATE in a sentence.
…Pag ginamitan ng glue, siguradong DEDICATE iyan.
17.   Use DELICACY in a sentence.
…Bagal mo… DELICACY mahuhuli na tayo.
18.   Use DEPRECIATE in a sentence.
…Sister, DEPRECIATE already, kaya pwede na tayong kumain.
19.   Use DIFFUSION in a sentence.
…Brownout…siguradong DIFFUSION pumutok.
20.   Use LAITY in a sentence.
…Taga “laity” si Imelda Marcos.
21.   Use MENTION in a sentence.
…Ang laki ng bahay nila, parang MENTION.
22.   Use ebonic word MOTHA’ FUCKA’ in a sentece.
         …Iho mag-ingat, ka baka MOTHA’ FUCKA’

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:

23.   Use SECOND THOUGHT in a sentence.
…Hindi pa bumibili ng bagong kotse ang mag-asawang si Pedro
   at Maria dahil magse-SECOND THOUGHT pa daw sila.